@20 hours ago with 4270 note and 20681 play
remember when this played at the school dance and the PE teacher would show up in a track suit wit a flashlight and tell people to separate
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"You probably have plenty of guys in your life/in love with you. Look at all those guys on your Instagram and Tumblr, I didnt think I had a chance with you"
@2 days ago with 689 notes
EVERY GUY IVE EVER FUCKED/DATED/TALKED TO NOT REALIZING THAT MY IMESSAGES ARE DRY AF BECAUSE THEY ALL THINK THAT SO IN CONSEQUENCE I ACTUALLY GET ZERO PLAY IRL AND HAVE TO LITERALLY HUNT DOWN DICK WITH A FUCKING BOW AND ARROW LIKE THIS IS THE FUCKING HUNGER GAMES JUST SO MY THIRSTY ASS CAN GET A LITTLE BIT OF ACTION IN MY LIFE. (via foxxxynegrodamus